Thank God, Most Terrorists Suck at What They Do

There is something almost pitiable about an unexploded car bomb.  It’s obviously far preferrable to having the damn thing actually go off (especially these two, which given the location near Trafalgar Square and Piccadilly Circus would have caused a lot of casualities and horrific carnage), but there’s nevertheless a highly pathetic quality to a large device [...]

Leave the Poor Guy Alone, Already

Not sure how this broke onto MSNBC, but there’s a big expedition set to commence in the Michigan woods in July aiming to capture conclusive proof of the existence of Bigfoot.  There’s going to be a bunch of people poking around in Marquette County, led by a guy named, seriously, Matthew Moneymaker.  Moneymaker runs an organization [...]

Happy iPhone Day, Sheep!

iPhone customers lining up outside the Apple Store in New York
Enjoy your overpriced poseur-phone, everyone. Here’s a tip: your calls will sound clearer if you take your lips off Steve Jobs’ ass before you start talking.
[Oh by the way, all you hip, socially-conscious Apple-worshippers: for the $500 cost of the low-end version of the [...]

Comparison Shopping

From economist.com:
Here’s a nifty little graph for your viewing pleasure.  Who would have thought the powder’s so expensive in New Zealand?  I thought everybody smoked pipe-weed over there.

“But You Didn’t Hear This From Me”

Interesting article from the Washington Post hit the Web today about Vice President Dick Cheney’s behind-the-scenes role in re-shaping and defining the rules for interrogation in the War on Terror.  (Or, as John Edwards calls it, “the war on terror.”  On a related note, I like to call John Edwards “pretty.”)  It’s a big, long thing [...]

Just sayin’

If you think the Book of Genesis actually happened, you might want to click here instead.

The First Post Should be the Rosetta Stone

By way of introduction to the blogosphere, I’m going to say this:
Hey, everybody – next time you’re in your cars, take a good long look at the steering wheel.  On the left-hand side of the wheel should be a little stick.  Fiddle with it for a second.  You’ll probably find that you can push it [...]