The Iowa Caucus: Have You Actually Read How This Thing Works?

 Civilizer
Son of a bitch!  Forget Kansas; on this frigid eve of the official kick-off to the scrum for the presidency, the question ought to be “What’s the matter with Iowa?”.  For as we, Earth’s greatest free nation, get set to embark upon our quadrennial democratic contest to decide our leader, the Hawkeye State is getting set [...]