iPhone customers lining up outside the Apple Store in New York
Enjoy your overpriced poseur-phone, everyone. Here’s a tip: your calls will sound clearer if you take your lips off Steve Jobs’ ass before you start talking.
[Oh by the way, all you hip, socially-conscious Apple-worshippers: for the $500 cost of the low-end version of the iPhone, the Near East Foundation can repair 1 of the 8 destroyed school rooms at El-Tagwa Community School in Sudan, adding luxuries like a window and a door to keep out the heavy rains and the dust storms. But hey, $500 ALSO lets you watch YouTube on the bus!]
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