Chinese Toys: Deadly. Chinese Fortune Cookies? Still Dead-On, Jack.

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My fortune cookie at dinner tonight said “Your greatest wish will come true.”  So if the Chinese are to be believed, Michael Vick will be shanked in prison, and in a location well out of reach of any medical personnel.

On a related note, I’m happy to report that said fortune cookie contained no detectable traces of lead.

One Response

  1. omg uuuuhhhh…
    thats fricken scary!!!

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