“Why Gore Shouldn’t Run For President,” Exhibit A: wins one of the most coveted prizes on Earth, uses opportunity for a photo op. Wears: dark suit. Hair: brought to you by Jiffy Lube. Backdrop: Planet Earth as seen through the telescope of an alien civilization about to invade. Facial expression: sinister, with arched eyebrow. Hand position: as though about to strangle somebody. Democrats, draft this man! He’s still got the touch!