I think Ralph Nader enjoys crapping all over his heretofore proud legacy as a consumer advocate. That, and he’s really a big fan of himself. As I’m sure you’ve all heard by now, the Green Party’s cranky old man is launching his third straight “bid” for the presidency. I put “bid” in quotations marks because I don’t see Nader’s campaigns as actual pursuits of the White House so much as high-profile bitch sessions for a guy who has transformed himself into the political equivalent of the old guy at the pancake house who wears a lot of plaid and won’t shut up about how the coffee’s too cold.
Rage Against The Machine sucks, and always has sucked, and always will suck.
Keep in mind that Nader presents himself as the sworn enemy of corporate interests. He says stuff like “This (George W. Bush’s) administration is not sympathetic to corporations, it is indentured to corporations.” Corporate interests this, corporate interests that, Republicans are evil, Democrats are cowardly sell-outs, blah blah blah. The most unseasoned of political neophytes could tell you that Nader’s criticisms strike most deeply at the GOP, the party generally being perceived as the most beholden to big bad Corporate America. And yet, Nader has three times now inserted himself into a presidential race in which his presence helps the Republican candidate by siphoning votes from the Democratic challenger. This might not matter in landslide situations, but elections have been damn close lately.
So he enters the race, late, with little money, the idealism vote locked up by Barack Obama, basically all dressed up in an off-the-rack suit with no place to go. Even he can’t actually believe he can win, so there’s really no explanation for his candidacy other than that he has lost all perspective regarding what a guy like him can do within the process. So for once again launching a pointless, hopeless presidential campaign built on nothing but recycled complaints that no one in their right mind believes he is the guy to solve, Ralph Nader takes home the coveted Middle Finger Of The Apocalypse award.